If you wear a fedora I'm 99% sure you were a...
bigbadblake: Either than or you’re Mad Men.
lexatu: joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada it’s like god was doing a puzzle and halfway through he was like ‘fuck this noise bruh’
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn