every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
the world doesnt make men feel beautiful and make women feel ugly. it makes women feel they literally exist for men’s use. that is why redefining beauty is idiotic. why are we trying to expand the parameters in which you can exist in to be deemed fuckable by men when the problem is this tyrannical idea in the first place
people laughing at conservatives boycotting bud light for going woke don't understand that its gentle, piss-adjacent succor was the only thing keeping many a hog-brained small business owner in check. the moment these guys start slamming voodoo rangers, assuming the skeleton isn't in too faggy of an outfit, a wave of terror will sweep the land as hop addled warriors reach levels of not talking to their kids only dreamed about until now.
I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames
Clever billboard advertising the BBCs Dracula. (This is why you hire artists.) Follow it to the end.
Pretty clever, right?
i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”